Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Oh For The Love of Burritos!


Food prices are on the rise, and burritos are no exception. But it's not worth starting a riot. Especially not if you are:

  • Unassisted
  • At Taco Bell
  • Armed with a BB gun
A customer's rage was uncontrollable upon discovering that each of the seven Beefy Crunch burritos were no longer $0.99, but $1.49. He fired a BB gun at employees, escaped without the burritos, and barricaded himself in a hotel room with an assault rifle. Repeated for emphasis: without the burritos.
Police tear gassed the room and apprehended the suspect, who will be charged with three counts of attempted capital murder.
($1.49 - $0.99) x 7 = $3.50
He never did get his Burritos! Adios Amigo!!!!